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inneskeeper:

garfieldildo:

have you ever used Tumblr live before?

yes, I regularly use Tumblr live

I use it sometimes, but not regularly

Used to, but not anymore

Have never used it

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For the record, accidentally tapping on Tumblr live when it randomly appears every week does not count as using Tumblr live for the sake of this poll. This is only referring to purposeful use of the feature.

I’d appreciate it if people could share this for a larger sample size!

@staff

posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  35717 N  •  

weepycat:

weepycat:

weepycat:

weepycat:

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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it’s goop!

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GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards

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posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  204501 N  •  

animentality:

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posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  1841 N  •  

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

hey. goth lego dragon.

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they’re on a date :)

Tags from @/theothoracic that say "#LOVE WINGS #meant to say love wins but im not fixing it"ALT
posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  12927 N  •  

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

Headline reading: Elon Musk to sue Tumblr for plagiarism after learning they are also trying to fuck up a perfectly good websiteALT
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

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cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  112235 N  •  

cryptotheism:

noellevanious:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

What if we just started digging a huge hole

What if we just killed anyone who came near our hole

can i see your hole

What if I made a new animal that only hurt you

posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  21676 N  •  

durnesque-esque:

captaincrais:

alphacrone:

we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies

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@pvrrhadve oh do continue

I vote we go subtler and work to convince people they’re real: East Virginia, North Ohio, New Idaho, West Dakota, South Canada.

posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  37889 N  •  

cupsofjade:

teathattast:

pikachu-deluxe:

you, reading this. you’re a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  101409 N  •  

b-o-m-b-s:

When you start liking they pics, then they start liking yo pics but y’all never actually talk to each other. Just like each other shit

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posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  29495 N  •  

revengeromance:

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posted on Jul 12th 2023  •  3585 N  •  
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